Big Heads!
Oh dear there was nothing we could do with the pair of
them after they had been to the North of
England for a book signing session a couple of weeks back. We all knew it would
be like that but hey, what to you expect, they are both male and like all of
their kind they need the egos massaged now and again or they go into a decline.
Wee sows know that we are the superior sex so we don’t need it,
we looked on tolerantly, as they preened themselves after their brief afternoon
of fame.
Himself was delighted because many nice ladies told him how
wonderful he was and asked to have their photos taken with him. Blazer loved it
because the self same females kept saying that they wanted to take him home
with them and snogged him a
lot.
We didn’t let on that we thought they were a pair of
silly little boys, well most of us didn’t. However, there was one that kind of
brought him back down to earth, it was Ruby.
Later in the evening, while he was sitting sipping from a
glass of that amber liquid that makes him grin and jig about to jazz CDs, he
scooped Ruby up and plonked her down in his lap. The jazz continued and it was
clear that he was feeling very pleased with himself. Without any prior warning,
he suddenly felt a very warm wet feeling, Ruby had peed on him! Serves him
right for feeding her half a damned cucumber while we all sat looking on,
salivating.
When he quickly put Ruby back into the pen, we all gave
her a round of applause and greeted her with ‘Well done girl,’ Hmm, praised by his own kind in the afternoon,
peed on by our kind in the evening, that took him down a peg or two!