He’s at it again
25th
July 2002
We think he’s having a late menopause for we have had yet another change around. We wouldn’t mind if he didn’t have to make such a noise about it all. What is it with humans, of the male variety, that they cannot do a job without banging and crashing about. On top of this we got the usual naughty language when his measurements didn’t work out right and he had to re-jig everything.
The cause of
all this noise was the new boar’s tiered pens. He reckoned they didn’t get
enough light as they faced away from the window so he has made a new lot, which
are at right angles to them. As this meant that he had to stand in our quarters
a lot, we of course tried our best to give him a hernia by getting under his
feet. As we were totally unresponsive to the naval language he used on us, in
the end he shushed us away and put some bricks in as a barrier to fence off
where he was working.
It’s all done
now and the boys are settled back into their new posh quarters, which have kind
of balconies with wire mesh fronts so they can sit and ogle us all in the pen
below. As we are at the start of the summer boarding season it means there is a
lot of new talent strutting their stuff. It also means that we can now have a better
view of them but of course, being ladies of great good taste and not given to
displays of vulgar behaviour, we will not be wolf whistling at them. Well, most
of us won’t but there are a couple or tarty types in here who will probably let
the side down.
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